Turbo Nonce 

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

Turbo Nonce by Rl23 June 6, 2023

economy nonce 

paedophile who spends as little as possible while grooming young people

Sally's economy nonce only brought her a bag of haribo

economy nonce by Bigmanmave September 6, 2023

Turbo Nonce 

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

Turbo Nonce by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

Club nonce 

A person in the club scene who regularly creeps on women. Has no interest in the music. Looks down on people who go to raves/free parties

-Barry said we're idiots for going to the free party tonight.
- Ah don't mind him, he's a club nonce

Club nonce by Nunyabusiness47 January 25, 2024

Rosscommon nonce 

One who is not just I love with young humans but also young sheep

Did you see that rosscommon nonce over there he can’t chose between the playground or the lambing pen

Rosscommon nonce by Rossi Rick February 28, 2024

Rosscommon nonce 

One who likes young sheep as much as young humans

Look at the rosscommon nonce he can’t choose between the playground or the lambing shed

Rosscommon nonce by Rossi Rick February 28, 2024

Bike Nonce 

A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.

"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"

"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"

Bike Nonce by Cyclist Lover March 15, 2024