Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

by Merciless6 May 14, 2025

lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022

Alexander James Nonce Westcott

alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!

person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!

by jjackparryy December 27, 2022

Snapchat nonce

Someone who chats to underaged girls on the social media app Snapchat

“She 12 you Snapchat nonce”

by Jamesbev January 11, 2023

Nonce

A slang term for ‘Nice person’ , typically used in the United Kingdom.

‘ Oh, he’s a nonce’ she said

by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023

Nonce

A nonce is a slang term used to describe a peadophile. It’s typically used in the United Kingdom, by, chavs.

Rah, he’s such a nonce

by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023

Nonce

British slang for pedophile.

Eg. Arron Magson is such an ugly nonce.

Eg. Arron Magson is such an ugly nonce.

by British Slang User September 4, 2023