Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.
Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010
This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""
by TheOne390 December 12, 2023
-person 1 :Yo bro how about that girl
-person 2 : nah bro she got blue toe nails, that means it’s stinks of fish down there
-person 2 : nah bro she got blue toe nails, that means it’s stinks of fish down there
by PatataquiereaNegras August 05, 2024
the most talented person you'll ever meet. makes tiny pictures all the time for fun. basically a therapist.
by futurecosmotologist January 26, 2024
Long acrylic nails with a curve or "hump" to them. Mostly done in bright colors or dramatic art. Most popular in the early 90s hip hop fashion
by Cha Cha the great August 27, 2021
Person A: Hey I haven’t seen Bennett for a few days now. Where did he go?
Person B: Last time I checked, he said he was going to explore Skyfrost Nail. Let’s just pray that he’ll return in one piece.
Person B: Last time I checked, he said he was going to explore Skyfrost Nail. Let’s just pray that he’ll return in one piece.
by KatNotKit June 13, 2021
by kabar6 August 05, 2022