Money Drain Patrol

Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.

Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.

"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"

"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"

by Mr. Straight Def October 5, 2021

money moocher

Someone who uses your money but never pays you back.

He is a money moocher he only uses his money and never pays him back.

by Zuovelighning10 November 7, 2021

money got longer

Means you got fat racks.

"My Money Got Longer"- Playboi Carti

Choppa Dumo Em (Unreleased)

by TheKing1ne March 14, 2022

Money Maxis

a group of pea brain small individuals who love making no money at all

primarily lead by a figure (influencer with 31k followers)
otherwise known as huroNFT

"money maxis? lol more like monkey maxi you brokie"

by hurohurto June 28, 2022

Money Good

Meaning my money is good, you have the funds to buy something. Money is around you and you have it often

Cash: I’m flying to Vegas soon
Ken: Fr? It’s expensive there

Cash: I ain’t trippin money good

by Kingpincash July 13, 2022

Money Banger

A person who swipes cards and gets a lot of money from it

Male 1: Yoo did you hear about Marcus. Male 2: What he do. Male 1: He's a Money Banger. Male 2: Damn... that's crazy. Male 1: Yea I know right. Male 2: Yea.

by NBA Mere August 13, 2022

Money Banger

A person who swipes cards to make a lot of money.

Male 1: Yo you hear about what Marcus is Male 2: No what he is. Male 1: He a Money Banger. Male 2: Ohh nice bet he makin a lot of money. Male 2: Yes he is.

by NBA Mere August 13, 2022