microfibrophia

The fear of or anything relating to microfiber clothes, such as the feel, look, or style.

Friend 1: Dude what happened? You look rather distraught!

Friend 2: I thought that towel was regular cloth. I picked it up, and it was made of MICROFIBER!

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't know you had microfibrophia.

by juan_with_an_umlaut September 29, 2009

Microfart

An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.

And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?

by Smith & Feldman February 20, 2011

microorgasms

When doing biology but horny or when the body females a little bit horny

I was doing homework on microorganisms but decided to search up microorgasms

by DicatationFTW May 15, 2016

Microshaft

The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.

Duuuude, Bill Gates has a Microshaft in his pants!

by ASN(ail) July 6, 2009

microeconomics

Study of the behavior of basic economic units such as companies, industries, or households. Research on the companies in the airline industry would be a microeconomic concern, for instance.

microeconomics (n)
microeconomic (adj)

by Samah September 23, 2007

microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 5, 2004

Microchode

A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.

Dude, that Asian has a microchode.

Leo, why do you have such a microchode??

by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010