Messy Mossy

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.

Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.

by EH & HC December 9, 2008

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MeatyMelt

a MeatyMelt is when you take Meat like turkey you warm it up to the point where it melts and begin to sexually pleasure yourself

man dude i did a MeatyMelt last night to my girlfriend it was helluh crazy

by luvs2spluge October 1, 2008

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melty-er

when something is even more melty than melty

"it sure is melty out there, but tomorrow as it warms up, things will start to look even melty-er"

by stephanie kralevich fan December 24, 2008

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[Messy]

Meens to fail or to trip balls of a substance

Example 1

Bill: Man last night on those dingers were fucked
Jim: Yer man you were tripping
Bill: Yer i Pulled a Messy

Example 2:

Jim: Man last night was the biggest messy

by Gertfag January 1, 2009

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Mesticulator

Usually a pencil, #2 of course, or a pen which is found underneath the couch, chair or radiator that is used to mesticulate the carbons of a mixed drink. The mesticulation of the carbons causes fizzation.

You see Danny... The fizzation... The mesticulator... The mesticulation... The carbons.

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by setz'monsterflex May 5, 2009

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