Irish massage

A knockout punch delivered in a pub or on St Patty's Day. Like most massages, the recipient needs to be woken up when it's over.

If you spill my pint, you're gonna get an Irish massage.

by ITZOFFICIAL August 7, 2014

Truncheon massage

England: The illegal or illicit beating of prisoners or suspects by members of a police force.

The four police officers were charged with giving Rodney King a truncheon massage.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

mehssage

A message from someone with a certain level of fame that is below expectations of how interesting you think the person should be.

Person 1: Lady Gaga's on Twitter.

Person 2: Oh really, is she interesting?

Person 1: Nah, it's disappointing really. She just fills up the timeline with mehssages.

by DJS92491 January 24, 2011

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

Massage-a-troi

A massage involving two massueses and one recipient. Essentially the threesome of massages.

That massage-a-troi was extremely relaxing but a little confusing.

by Phallus Festivus December 7, 2014

Massage queen

A person with the hands of a god but a heart like queen

I went to a massage queen and them hands are fire

by Harry sexy ass July 20, 2019

messare

That one guy who thinks it’s sooooo friggin important to show people pictures of his kids.

You see That guy over there? Yeah he’s a Messare and his newborn probably has bigger balls than he does.

by Biggy dicky July 21, 2021