the matos

When you take a poo and pull up your pants without wiping

Ran out of toilet paper so the matos was my only option.

by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018

the_matos

To pull up your pants after a poo, without wiping.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning and the_matos was my only option.

by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018

brace mates

When two "friends" get their braces stuck together.

megan and emily are brace mates

by yiyyickygyickygjust wants a April 15, 2018

kayleigh matson

a absolute hoe who thinks that they are perfect and are spoiled af and thinks she has friends but she does not and she is lonley.

kayleigh matson is a hoe

by worlds best person June 9, 2018

prevoc maths

A type of math that requires little to no effort you don't even have to show up.

Becky is in prevoc maths we best not be seen with her.

by peter jackson the thunderbolt June 15, 2018

Soap mates

Soap mates are basically when two people stick together for a long time through all rough and hard times. Just like soap sticks to your hands and washes away the bacteria. A soap mate washes away your sins and makes you happy!!

"Oh they're so close, I bet they're soap mates!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"

by Zarwah/Fainab November 23, 2018

quick maths

Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.

1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"

by Neeky Gerd January 27, 2020