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Mateo

He is not a smart kid. Always doing sexual jokes but he is not mature enough to be in date. He is the clown of the class but can be really annoying. Be careful he can hate you for no reason. Is a nice guy to hang out sometimes because can make you laugh all day long. He is not a really handsome man.
Mateo is and will always be stupid
Mateo is so funny
by 1023947856290834765 February 28, 2019
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dark matter

the mixture of resin and weed. if hydrated produces a crackly toke.
There is an unfortunate situation: your bong has no glass screen and some of the budha inevitably pulls through. worry not. allthough some may fall to the bong water, much sticks to the the resin in the stem of your bowl: this is dark matter. Hallelujah, your not out quite yet!
by -peace.on.earth- November 1, 2010
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Matheo

A name given to a male with a penis so short, their parents contemplated having surgery to change 'him' into a 'her'.

Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.
"I named my child Matheo because of his incredibly small penis"

"I like, was going to have sex with Matheo until I realised...I can't"
by caytlinbbe September 5, 2009
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Brown Lives Matter

A term to describe that Hispanic lives mattter too. Us people deserve justice. Therefore Brown Lives matter
Guy-ALL LIVES MATTER
Guy 2-nah dude I think you mean brown lives matter
by Lick My Nut August 11, 2020
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Mateo

Mateo is a Europen, hot name of a guy that has for the longest time said “I’m do like you but I’m not ready for a relationship” and then when just the right amount of pear pressure asks you out INFRONT OF YOU EXBOYTOY. He treats you like a princess and cares, but only to the person he loves, to others he’s a millichious asshole, but in the words of dilasa dkl “he’s cute or wat eva”
Zee-“Guess what!

Molly-“what?!”
Zee-“I’m dating Mateo!”
Molly-“again?”
Zee-“YES BITCH AGAIN!”
by Bitchhey October 4, 2018
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Mateo

Mateo a weird but hopeless and a useless human being who can not make a bridge if his life depended on it.he is also a very fun and out going he is a great friend.your a lucky to have him in your life nobody has a big problem with yet.you will really lucky if you are a close friend to him him will try to give you respect if you give it to him
by 🩲 October 21, 2020
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Mattheosexual

That mean you’re tottaly in love whit Mattheo riddle from “possesive” on Wattpad
Random girl- i love mattheo he is so attractive

Me-that mean you’re mattheosexual b!tch
by dracoxmalfoy December 31, 2020
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