He is not a smart kid. Always doing sexual jokes but he is not mature enough to be in date. He is the clown of the class but can be really annoying. Be careful he can hate you for no reason. Is a nice guy to hang out sometimes because can make you laugh all day long. He is not a really handsome man.
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Get the Mateo mug.There is an unfortunate situation: your bong has no glass screen and some of the budha inevitably pulls through. worry not. allthough some may fall to the bong water, much sticks to the the resin in the stem of your bowl: this is dark matter. Hallelujah, your not out quite yet!
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A name given to a male with a penis so short, their parents contemplated having surgery to change 'him' into a 'her'.
Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.
Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.
"I named my child Matheo because of his incredibly small penis"
"I like, was going to have sex with Matheo until I realised...I can't"
"I like, was going to have sex with Matheo until I realised...I can't"
by caytlinbbe September 5, 2009
Get the Matheo mug.A term to describe that Hispanic lives mattter too. Us people deserve justice. Therefore Brown Lives matter
by Lick My Nut August 11, 2020
Get the Brown Lives Matter mug.Mateo is a Europen, hot name of a guy that has for the longest time said “I’m do like you but I’m not ready for a relationship” and then when just the right amount of pear pressure asks you out INFRONT OF YOU EXBOYTOY. He treats you like a princess and cares, but only to the person he loves, to others he’s a millichious asshole, but in the words of dilasa dkl “he’s cute or wat eva”
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Get the Mateo mug.Mateo a weird but hopeless and a useless human being who can not make a bridge if his life depended on it.he is also a very fun and out going he is a great friend.your a lucky to have him in your life nobody has a big problem with yet.you will really lucky if you are a close friend to him him will try to give you respect if you give it to him
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