all madden 

v; the inability to gain control in a situation which already has insurmountable odds; so much so that you feel like the outcome of the situation is predestined.

adj; describes a situation which is out of ones grasp

1. Jorge: This is like the 50th time in a row that I lost
John: Don't worry about it dude you got fucking all maddened on that one

2. Bob Dole never had a chance, he faced an all madden situation

all madden by Peter Godios February 19, 2008

Steve Madden 

Steve Madden is a shoe brand. Their ads can be found in magazines, usually it's figure with a HUGE head and a tiny body. The figure is almost always wearing extremely high heels. Steve Madden stores sell a large number of heels/platforms/boots, but they sell other types of shoes as well, including shoes for men. Stores can be found in most malls.

person 1: hey where did you get those shoes?
person 2: i bought them at steve madden.

Steve Madden by vanessa.* August 7, 2006

Madden 

When you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl.

"I can't bake cookies and play games tonight; I got Madden."

Madden by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 29, 2021

maddielarkin 

She's a hot blonde girl, extremely attractive with a fine ass, and big boobs. If you get her dont ever let her go

"Who was that blonde that just pasted"
"That's maddielarkin, she's so hot"

maddielarkin by justanormalguy January 15, 2017

maddidi 

An awesome person that people love and care about

Maddidi was so awesome and everyone loved her

maddidi by SirHenryFranklin42 May 3, 2017

Dirty Madde 

A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.

Poor boy he got a real Dirty Madde on him yesterday.

Dirty Madde by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022

mark madden 

A very fat Pittsburgh sports talkshow host who thinks he's the smartest guy in the world but can't even pronounce Heinz Ward properly! He spends most of his overrated show kissing his own ass (which has to take a lot of kissing considering how huge it is) and insulting everyone else every chance he gets! Used to announce for WCW wrestling and claims he is friends with many pro wrestlers. Has done sports nationally as well for ESPN but had a show cancelled shortly after first airing! Needs to take a bath every once in a while and brush his teeth at some point. Also co-hosts a TV show on Sunday nights that is incredibly boring.

Bob: Hey Frank, Did you see Mark Madden on TV the other day?

Frank: Of course I did. He takes up the whole screen and has the biggest, loudest mouth on the planet!

mark madden by SteelerGuy July 27, 2006