chris magdits

“Chris Magdits” is when you are play fortnite for way to long.

I been playing fortnite for 8 hours Im being a “Chris Magdits”

by Dan pflanz March 1, 2022

Houdinis magic carpet

The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.

Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.

by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022

Kent Magic

Artisan PHP crafted over the weekend in Wabash County Indiana

When the OSS community does or doesn't have a solution to the problem Kent Magic to the rescue!

by chubbssolutions December 9, 2022

Attending A Magic Course

Attending a Magic Course:
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship

Oh my God, he's so clearly magic coursin on her...

Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........

by Rev D July 3, 2009

no sleeve magician

something easy to see coming, or someone whose excuses really don't work anymore.

todd:crackhead jim wants some cash for "his child support"
matt:what a no sleeve magician

by bloodanarchist February 28, 2010

Second Hand Magic

The act of getting AIDS as a result of having sexual intercourse with an individual who recently was a sexual partner of Magic Johnson

Person 1: “Yo man, I got second hand magic yesterday!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”

by Randy Mead November 18, 2019

Magic Negro

1. Reference to Barack Obama's ability to fix everything with fluffy words alone. Since he can imitate a good speaker with help of a teleprompter ignorant obamabots believe he can fix everything. He should be able to balance a budget, get free health care for deadbeats while not hurting the economy, zero unemployment and almost free solar/wind powered energy everywhere even though the science is not close to where he claims or affordable.

With his magic he was also going to make friends with misunderstood thug leaders in place like Iran, North Korea, Venezuela and Cuba. Turned out they were bad and they don't like him despite being a non-white guy. They laughed and mocked him just as they did those he Succeeded.

2. Abundant in recent advertising showing smart black people helping dumb whites out with things you know damn well they are capable of figuring out.

This magic negro Barack said we can have free health care. Now he just has to find a few Trillion dollars he does not have to pay for it.

Thanks to magic negros in commercials I know to save for my kids college, buy auto insurance and take Aleve for pain. White people never knew this!

by eldridge cleaver January 2, 2012