Litel

A shit that goes on stinking even after it's been flushed.

John took a Litel 3 hours ago and it still stinks!

by Dirty List October 14, 2005

Literally anyone can add a definition to Urban Dictionary

See Wes, the example you sent isn’t special.

Wes, literally anyone can add a definition to Urban Dictionary. That doesn’t mean it’s a real thing.

by Patrick129816 March 15, 2021

Axis of Literary Evil

Grouping of authors regarded as dark and depraved and explicitly or implicitly worthy of a painful execution because they refused to write books as clean and wholesome as the Bible or Koran. Well, that's what the True Believers would have us think, anyway. At last count included Salman Rushdie, Jo Rowling and Philip Pullman. May be abbreviated to ALE, or AxLE.

Like any true servant of democracy, I find time to support the Axis of Literary Evil whenever I can.

by Fearman January 25, 2008

Literally

The previous definition was “in a literal sense” but Gen Z has morphed, changed, and exacerbated the use of this word so that it now means figuratively.

Gen Z-er: Dude I am literally dying right now
Gen X: Should I call an ambulance?? What’s wrong??? Are you okay????
Gen Z-er: Huh? No nothing is wrong but this meme I looked at made me kinda smile.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 17, 2022

literature

alcohol

Yo dawg we getting some literature tonight?
-Hell Yeah!
-I'm read so much literature tonight!

by Books123 January 10, 2010

Literally 1984

When something happens in 1984

Los Angeles hosted the Olympics in literally 1984

by Idontknowwhattoputherelol1 August 8, 2022

Literal Asian

a Literal Asian is someone who is from anywhere in Asia
Ex:
India
Israel
U.A.E.
Russia
China
Japan
And all of Asia.

Q. David's Asian? I though he was Jewish O.O
A. No smart ass, Judaism is a religion, He's Israeli. He's Asian. Israel is in Asia. He's a Literal Asian.

by DaSianMan March 20, 2010