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LeafyIsHere

This is another word for Illness and is basically the cyber version of cancer
Yo bob, I've contracted some LeafyIsHere.
My brother died of LeafyIsHere. So tragic...
by YaNoIHad2DoItToEm May 18, 2018
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Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.
The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
by jd January 5, 2005
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leafy leafy greens

a nutricious snack, commonly referring to lettuce in a rubbermaid container.
there you have it; leafy leafy greens.
"yo man, wanna doughnut?"
"nah,i'd rather eat my leafy leafy greens"
by ka-fizz December 7, 2006
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LeafyIsHere

This kid is about 25 y/o, yet constantly makes fun of other people for being grown and on the internet and stupid, even though that's exactly what he does. He always calls his videos "satire" when it's actually a flimsy, shit excuse to not get hated, even though he still makes fun of autistic kids. He always words his insults in a way that usually it's considered an anti-insult, as Ian from iDubbbzTV says. He has a disgusting, poorly-formed chin that he constantly hides while he insults other people who are likely more everything than he is because he is an absolute pussy. All of his videos are stretched out longer than they need to be as well, so he can get more money. Speaking of money, he has a gay ass merchandise store where he sells bleach jokes on clothes, which are still hilarious and super-duper funny, if you have an IQ under 70. He's completely irrelevant by the time you're reading this, as RiceGum would say. Surprisingly, this fucker still has 4.3 million subs, but it's just that no one cares. Likely, he currently makes videos at the rate of five a day in an attempt to catch up with his subs in terms of his shitty view count.
Also, if you look hard enough, you can find his chode and asshole on the internet, not a joke. He even confirms it himself, pretty ballsy, so we can at least give him credit for that: /watch?v=jAPz4iFemRI. He doesn't need more money. Well, we can all feel bad that he got what he is leaked on the internet; a smelly chode and a rotten asshole.
Jason: Do you watch LeafyIsHere? He's so lit.
Mike: No, what the fuck? Wasn't he popular like 10 months ago? Maybe I remember him a little bit... I don't know. He also got fucking wrecked by iDubbbz.
Jim: Yeah, dude. Seriously. He's a pussy anyway.
Jason: Well, he has a hot asshole.
Jim and Mike: What?
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Leafy Turtle Rock

A kind of person who is very shy and camoflagues themselves and their emotions.
Dear God Vicky Forsyth Smith is such a leafy turtle rock.

Elwin the Leafy turtle rock can be so annoying when she wont talk.
by Elwinrockz December 15, 2009
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leafhole

A driver of an electric car who impedes traffic by driving slow in order to maximize the range of their car's battery.
"Sorry boss, I'm going to be late for work. I'm stuck behind a major leafhole!"
by Pencil Fight December 6, 2013
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Leafitus

When a strange love for a hockey team makes you stupidly obsessed that they will win the NHL championship even though they suck so bad the hookers are out of a job.
It is better to tank the season and get a great draft pick and rebuild a stronger team than to cheer incessantly for a futile future of just barely making the playoffs only to lose badly in the first round.
Infection occurs when when someone burrows into a den full of make be Leafs too much and far too long.
The most common carriers are Doctors.
Only spiders are immune to anything from Toronto.
Doc is infected by Leafitus, he actually believes that this shit fucking hockey team will win it all.
by The SecurityGuard May 12, 2014
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