kaykor

A person who has hella cake (a large butt).

"Damn shawty a kaykor!"

by kylerforlife January 8, 2021

Keyboard-Commie

-An individual speaking from a social platform while contradictorily denouncing the first amendment.

Quit being a keyboard-commie and let him use the internet!

by DeserTynker January 15, 2021

Keyhole'd

When you go so deep that you require a locksmith to find lost objects in said cavity.

Chris was keyhole'd so hard that he lost his tamagotchi in his asshole.

by DJ CHAD February 22, 2021

Keyboard Assassin

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.

"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"

by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021

Keyboard Water

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.

(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"

by Juried March 4, 2021

Kekold

One who makes a funny joke that is subsequently stolen, with the stolen joke gaining more traction.

Person one: This kid in my class said a joke, but another dude said it louder and everyone laughed.
Person two: What a kekold!

by Harry Bahls March 8, 2021

Keyboard

The thing that your mom smashes your head in.

My mom said if i dont get out of the computer she's gonna smash my head in the keyboard, so please hekejehfjrofiehhsieidy3thtoru38iaCEYTIDgrihd

by Beanboi903 March 12, 2021