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Jizz Muffins 

Look at those tasty Jizz Muffins.
Jizz Muffins by Phrow-doe August 30, 2009
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Jizz Juice 

Nutting in a cup and having a girl swallow it. Can be mixed with rum or vodka
I had rough sex with karen after she drank my jizz juice
Jizz Juice by zcupp September 22, 2010

Jizz Jar January 

This month is about having to store all of your nut in one jar, once done you can dispense it or drink it if that's your thing.
OH my, Mary I'm doing Jizz jar January
Jizz Jar January by RTRDCK November 4, 2018

jizz shake 

this refers to the consistence of the man's jizz. A jizz shake means that a guy's cum was neither thick or watery but had the consistence of a milk shake
As I swallow Brian's cum it was like drinking a jizz shake
jizz shake by Jerry and Brian August 7, 2003

jizz hit 

n. insult. 1. A person who messes up in life severely; one who is a dumbass; one who should quit at life.

n. 2. Also can refer to the ejaculation of man prematurely and rather quickly. When it's like a rocket shooting out.

Variations of the word can be made into a verb as well.
1. "Jesus Christ, you jizz hit, why the fuck would you slice your dick in two for a special piercing?"

2. "Man, his jizz hit was so fast I didn't have time to duck, and it got all over my face!"
jizz hit by Zeitgeber August 7, 2006

Jizz Trough

A common insult that does not necessarily have any extreme negative or sexual connotations.
"Herbert forgot to take out the trash again...

...what a Jizz Trough."

also

"Hey can you get me some milk from the fridge?"

"No."

"C'mon, don't be such a Jizz Trough."
Jizz Trough by bobbysansvetements December 8, 2009