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Jimmy James

When you dip your balls in yellow paint and then hang onto the bumper of car. As they drive the car, you squat down and touch your balls to the pavement creating lane dividing lines. Then you use your bloody balls to create an abstract art painting on a back of a homeless 50-54 year old woman from Las Vegas.
Man...I have the biggest urge to Jimmy James right now.
by Nizzate January 29, 2007
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jimmy choos

niice shoe designer...overpriced...but 'sex and the city' would not have been the same without them
Carrie - 'your shoes are soo last year sweeedie. check out my jimmy choos'
by MissyellioT April 12, 2004
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jimmy neutron

Some genius kid who has a shit swirl as a hairdo. Whenever he tries to explain something that is impossible, some gay faggot starts singing, overlapping the conversation. (example: when Jimmy tries to explain how he's breathing in space, the fatfuck Carl starts singing his ass off, covering up what jimmy is saying.) He has a robotic dog that can do anything, from flying like a helicopter to extracting stem cells from it's victims.
It's a plane! It's a bird! It's Superman! Oh, no wait....it's just Jimmy Neutron with that shitswirl hairdo on his head.
by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007
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Jimmy

The very sexy and crazy member of One Direction's Louis Tomlinson's phrase ''NO! Jimmy Protested!''

Who Jimmy is, nobody knows. It shall remain a mystery.

Person 1; ''Who actually is 'Jimmy'?'
Person 2; ''Er, I think it's Louis' moob or something.. Maybe he named Kevin's cousin Jimmy..''
Jimmy
by Harry's Girl... April 23, 2013
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Jimmy Carter

Obama is a carbon copy of Jimmy Carter.
by wjc April 11, 2008
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Jimmy Wales

A man behind Wikipedia scam. $250,965,442 per year is free. Wikipedia is free, don't you know.
- Our lord Jimmy Wales can't be wrong.
- It's better to find new unemployed morons and mafiosi around the world to write random crap for 0 cents
- It's better to find more freaks on Wikipedia who have to hide behind what they do
- It's better to keep quiet about any real problems with Jimmy Wales and Wikipedia
- Jimmy Wales is an American-British internet entrepreneur, don't you know about it from Google?
by Barkingdog June 29, 2023
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Jimmy Page

Used in the late 70's - early 80's to describe graceful body mechanics while under the influence of any mind-altering chemical. Jimmy Page was a rock legend/guitar hero of Led Zeppelin fame who's stoned appearence during the performances in the movie "The Song Remains the Same", while playing the shit out his guitar, led many to strive for the perfect balance of being simultaniously completely wasted in appearance, yet gracefully in control of their art.
(1980's conversation between two BMX dirt jumpers, about a third jumper they admired).

Stoner A: Did you see that yesterday? That dude was so radically wasted, after we smoked a couple bowls at the wall jump, he rode as fast as he could and pulled a "Jimmy Page" with a near up-side-down, no footer table top flipping me the bird, from like 15 feet in the air.

Stoner B: The Dude's eyes were glowing red. I can't believe he landed that thing and rode away.
by ToOldToJumpAnymore January 20, 2009
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