Hot Eclair

1. When a man defecates on a woman's chest and then masturbates and ejaculates on the excrement.

I thought she was the girl of my dreams until she asked me to give her a Hot Eclair.

by Double D done dirt cheap November 18, 2019

hot as a mug

Alternate for hot as a motherfucker

Man, it's hot as a mug out here!

by Mikewaukee May 25, 2021

Sunglasses Hot

Someone who appears to be hot..until they take off their sunglasses.

He looks really good in this picture, but he might only be sunglasses hot.

by RodneyC April 19, 2010

Hot Knuckle

Sweaty, stank crotch meat. Gender neutral.

Yeah she was fine, but there won't no play. Girl had some serious Hot Knuckle!!!

by down&dirty September 2, 2009

Hot Gooch

When a dude’s genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.

Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.

I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.

The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.

by Dick Onchin December 5, 2020

Hot Egger

An egger fart that is accompanied by the release of a just a little wet viscous aka shart at the same time.

While an egger fart smells like rotten eggs, the hot egger makes Emeril proud by kicking it up a notch with a lingering rancid, demon like stench that clings to the nostrils and in the worst cases, can be tasted a little bit.

The boys sleepover quickly ended when Damian dropped a hot egger and bros couldn’t get out of the basement fast enough.

I was in my work cube and though I could drop a silent one but it ended up a hot egger.

I had to run wipe my ass after that hot egger which left everyone in the break room gasping for air.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020

hot 20

A $20 suck and fuck behind a dumpster next to a gas station. The rule is, if you're married then you get to wear a condom but usually you can fool the guy with a cheap fake ring.

I went to the 7/11 for a hot 20 but wanted a hot Carleton as well so I had to pay the extra five bucks and also buy some fried chicken and coffee from the gas station so I could have poop on my chest while having dumpster sex.

by SlimyLimpDick69 May 19, 2017