Golden Rule

Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.

It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.

"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache

by desperryado October 3, 2005

Bitch goddess

1. Someone who is extremely successful.
2. Someone so good at being a bitch, she has recieved the title of goddess.

1.Sally just got promoted AGAIN, She's such a bitch goddess.
2. Chelsie stole my boyfriend! She's a bitch goddess!

by Yuriko-chan October 6, 2008

Golden Hurricane

An act of sinful pleasure, where a group of males link their arms, while in a circle, and skip/jump in a circular motion while urinating on a defenseless woman, who may or may not even like the taste/smell of urine.

The other night we kidnapped a hooker, I paid her for the golden shower, but a few of my buddies busted in and we went for the Golden Hurricane. She smelt worse than that hobo we piss-painted last week!

by MikeChan June 11, 2006

Golden Rain

pee, or urine

I fell asleep on the beach and drank golden rain.

by GR8_Mane_09 October 29, 2008

golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew Sara had cheated on me, so before I dumped her, I gave her a golden starfish

by Brian H October 26, 2005

moon goddess

A person who is really nice and caring, but hot and sexy at the same time. Amazing in bed. Friendly with everyone and loves to hang out with her friends

Abrianna is such a moon goddess

by FxckyouGiovanna July 19, 2014

golden grape nuts

When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.

"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"

by uptanuthin' March 4, 2009