floppy goggles

Placing ones testicles over anothers eyes wether it by voluntary or when they are sleeping

Anna's floppy goggles were flesh colored

by Project Green Leaf May 30, 2006

slut goggles

These are obnoxious sunglasses worn by women. They usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a slut.

Marcy's slut goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest D&G sunglasses. The frame temples had the initials G&D on them. How tacky can you get?

by FASH1976 September 8, 2009

Douche Goggles

Noun. Sport sunglasses; often gaudy, angular, and racy. Lenses are often (though not always) reflective, showcasing colors that don't occur in nature (such as Nuclear Orange or Pandemic Purple). Occasionally worn by guidos, more often worn by rednecks, always worn by douches. Occasionally worn indoors (this is a tell-tale habit of douches the world over).

Douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the APPLICATION, not the make, of said sunglasses that determines their (the glasses') douchey characteristics.

See also: Douche, Douchebag, Guido, Redneck

That guy's always fucking wearing his fucking douche goggles. He's a piece of shit.

His douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.

by Chutzler May 22, 2009

rit goggles

The condition induced by the lack of available females at RIT. This is similar to beer goggles in that it will cause males to be attracted to otherwise unattractive females.

Im pretty sure i wouldnt have hooked up that fat chick if it werent for these RIT goggles.

by koolaidman3 October 5, 2009

Stanford goggles

The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!

That cracka is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that bitch...Stanford goggles to the extreme!

by Nick D February 7, 2003

San Francisco Goggles

Likened to the adolescent "Hairy Tea Bag"; wearing "San Fransico goggles" not only includes the sinus rest place of a hairy linebacker's nutsack, but also causes temporary blinding and an olfactory system shutdown when one's eyesocket is rammed into another man's asshole.

After drinking more than 20 (but less than 40)Lagavulins, I woke up in a primered El Camino wearing some sweat infested, brown rimmed San Francisco goggles.

by Garry Glakameatman March 3, 2008

Arabian Goggles

The act of resting your balls on a girls eyeballs.

Let your girl know you care this christmas with a pair of Arabian Goggles

by blazin 1026 July 18, 2008