mum goals

My mum, aka Jacqui Archer, aka the OG

YO she's mum goals

by 12345678ms October 16, 2017

Daddy Goals

A very attractive older man who you would be down to call “Daddy,” particularly in a sexual context; an attractive, mature man from whom you desire attention and affection; similar to “DILF”

Betty: “WOW... he’s like 50, but what a fox! He can wear the hell out of a three piece suit.”
Veronica: “Yeah, he is definitely daddy goals!”

by Uhyeahsure April 6, 2019

the goat of life

the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.

potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

bathtub goat

1. Pic a girl sends a guy instead of a nude.
2. Pic a girl sends when he asks for nude and she's not interested.

I asked her for nudes but she sent this bathtub goat pic instead.

by TavG April 19, 2020

Relationship goals

Ford hindbaugh and Myleigh gramson

"Damn I want to be Relationship goals like Ford and Myleigh"

"Babe we can never be as cool as them"

by Ford Hindbaugh April 24, 2020

Ultra Goated

Greater than Goated

Wilfred Bony is Ultra Goated

by Alfredo Morelos January 10, 2021

Glizzy Goat

Much like a Glizzy Gladiator and Glizzy Goblin, the Glizzy goats are the absolute best/ Goats at chowing down some glizzys. They can guzzle down any load at a time and in almost an instant. Usually their hunger is for glizzys and glizzys only. Try to beat one in a contest and you’ll just end up embarrassing yourself. One can simply not beat a glizzy goat in their own game as they just splurge the lengthy glizzy wieners down their esophagus as quickly as one can bat an eye.

Wow Joey Chestnut is destroying the competition. He must be a glizzy goat of some sort.

by The OG Glizzy Goat May 26, 2021