Fried Egg

When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil

Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg

by HL10 July 25, 2015

friden

A mispelling of friend.

“ Hey friden, how are you doing?”

“Do you mean friend?”
“Oh yeah sorry, I was texting in a hurry.”

by friendlygoatdogthing November 9, 2017

pan-fried

Getting hit with a large blunt object i.e. frying pan, guitar etc.

LeaRoy tried to gank my shit so I pan-fried his ass with a tire iron.

by Ben Allen November 11, 2004

Deep Fried Hairballs

Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.

Man these Deep fried hairballs taste awesome

by Thesauceboss89 August 24, 2011

deep fried shit

When you take a shit and once it comes out your asshole burns.

Matt: I had these hot ass wings yesterday and when i took a shit afterwards my ass was on fire.
Joe: no way dude, thats a deep fried shit

by jdawg328 June 10, 2017

Deep Fried Meme

A deep fried meme is when there is an image that had heat theme colors added to it's original colors . Sometimes people think that these are the best memes on the planet. The most popular ones are probably the "E" meme which has Markiplier's face photo shopped and has added the deep fried texture with the letter E at the bottom of the meme. It's funny to see that our brains think that it's funny, but in reality it's just a heat themed, edited photo that sometimes has text ...

"Hey dude, wanna search through memes?"
"Of course!"
"Hey, look at this Deep Fried Meme, pretty funny for an image."

by Smuddy the Maine Coon May 17, 2020

Country Fried City boy

Guy raised in the city but somehow was brought into the country lifestyle. Might be seen driving a big truck and a dip in his lip.

Jeff is an actual country fried city boy, look at that truck.

by Mapper Molder August 28, 2020