Floordaddy

One of the highest levels of flooring installation . Floor daddy typically plays the role of a daddy; who knows everything. The quality comes from years of experience on and off the floor.

Oh my god floordaddy! You’re so good to me!!! You do the best work!!

by JOESCUSTOM March 15, 2023

Floor lamp

Lamp found on floor

The floor lamp is on the floor

by Playboi.jerr March 19, 2023

Floom

The place where you probably left your VR headset

I can’t find my VR headset, I wanted to go to Cabo for an hour. It’s probably in the floom

by maaaannnn July 13, 2023

Floor Beer

The common off-hours and/or overtime drink of choice for overworked IT personnel, so called because it's stored in the subfloor where the AC is piped into.

You want a floor beer while we wait for the disks to sync?

by BITG August 18, 2023

Dance floor Calibrator

A man of age that possesses the skill and determination to inspect and calibrate each corner of the dance floor various musical numbers.

The montreal Wedding Dance floor Calibrator.

by Comleo January 18, 2011

Shit-floored

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you take a shit on your own floor.

Man, Brogan was so shit-floored last night. His room smells terrible.

by Freshman from dadisman March 29, 2011

3rd floor of Macy's

A slang term for sex, especially public sex.

Hey, I saw you on the 3rd floor of Macy's on 11/15/19 at 8:40pm in Mission Viejo, you do know there was a giant window there, right?

by RexViper2000 November 16, 2019