Father

Something I don’t have

Mom why don’t we have milk

Because ur father left

by Ahhhhh daddy May 23, 2022

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Your father

He went to go get milk and isn’t coming back sorry

John: your father
Logan: John you know my father left
John: Ik :

by RA!NB0W JUP!T3R<3 April 28, 2022

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HELLO MOTHER FATHER

It's like Hello Mother Fucker but 0 rudeness
USE TO TROLL PEOPLE

YOU:hello mother fucker
ME:hello mother father

by STEAVEBRINE March 24, 2023

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Father

What's That? What's a Father?

guy: "Do you have any relationship with your father?"

other guy: "What's That? What's a Father?"

by yourfootttttttttt February 7, 2025

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Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020

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Aiden Gelston's Father

There is not much known about this guy accept he is a hard-working kind person and the father to Aiden Gelston. He may be really kind, but he is also really scary when you do something really bad.

Aiden Gelston: I got caught up at 12 by my dad and he whipped me with the belt!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!

by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024

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