Father Dioreo

A famous (or infamous, depending on who you talk to) religious healer who used sandwich-cookies to improve da overall mood of his less-than-chipper followers.

Father Dioreo may indeed have caused his parishioners to feel better --- temporarily, at least --- after gleefully chowing down on da crunchy brown-and-white-layered confectionery TREATS dat he fed them, but in da end they would have actually been **worse** off than before they partook of said "TREATment": not only would da candy have likely done little or nothing to actually reduce da underlying cause of their suffering, but also they would probably have gained weight and gotten cavities in their teeth!

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

Bob's father

Nonexistent.

What example? Bob's father doesn't exist.

by Babatunde! February 25, 2023

Father

Something you don't have

Your father used to exist.

by Sev 11 March 5, 2023

father

something i dont have and never will

my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job

by where my dad go? March 7, 2023

father figure

a figure who acts like a male parent those without one are mostly roasted and called "fatherless"

your a cowboys fan get a father figure before talking

by lolyourtrash March 8, 2023

Alleged father

A man committing the act of dna kidnapping

We found out that he was the alleged father of Emma

by 459395 March 15, 2023

Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023