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Flex Tape

The super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair. This is no ordinary tape. Its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks.
Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but it grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Its powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! It is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! It is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, it keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but it comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes.
To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed his boat in half!” ~Phil Swift
by MeinKraft August 29, 2019
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flex tape

the tape the fixes anything!
Flex tape: IT DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE
Flex fans: FLEX TAPE! FLEX TAPE! FLEX APE!
by Meme Describer September 3, 2019
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flexceptive

A portmanteau neologism of "flexible" and "deceptive". Its use is as an abstraction away from deceptive, which in itself is a flexible and tricky word in English. Instead of making the usage of "deceptive" more explicit, it emphasizes the vagueness of the word.

If needing to combine flexibly and deceptively, it becomes "flexceptively".

No relation to the similarly named "flexception".
"Deceptively simple" can mean both more simple than it appears and less simple than it appears; a pretty flexceptive phrase.

All the best double-agents are flexceptive AF.

That series of statutes is so flexceptive it will need a whole new branch of Law and generations of litigators just to understand the true intent, let alone enforce it.
by pogeddaboudit September 5, 2019
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flex dynamite

He's the gayest person you will know
by youtuber12321 September 30, 2019
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Flex Boi

A gay kid that you should stay away from or he will try to rape you.
Stay away from Flex Boi.
by Flex Boi October 16, 2019
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Flex Day

December 26th is flex day. Show off all of your expensive items to your friends. You can also flex with the new items you got at Christmas.
"Billy it's December 26th which means it's flex day, I bet you don't have the iPhone 11 Pro Max."
Billy answered while holding back tears, "you're right Joe, I don't."
Billy replied, "wait, who's Joe?"
by Andy Andy October 27, 2019
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Flex Tape

A weapon used to gag your enemy or strangle the by wrapping it around their neck.
by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019
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