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eat the book 

To admit that you were wrong and follow through on things you said you would do if you were wrong.

Made popular after politics professor Matthew Goodwin promised to eat his new book if Labour polled over 38% in the 2017 UK general election under Jeremy Corbyn.

On 27 May 2017 he tweeted: "I'm saying this out loud. I do not believe that Labour, under Jeremy Corbyn, will poll 38%. I will happily eat my new Brexit book if they do".
After the 2017 election, where Labour gained 40% of the vote under Corbyn, Matthew ate his book on live TV after a large amount of pressure on Twitter.
eat the book by A Bravo June 12, 2017
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Eat and yeet 

When you go to a social event just for the food and avoid social interactions and leave once you're full
Mary: hey my workplace is having a Christmas dinner party, you down?
Abin: sounds good, can we just eat and yeet

Mary: that's the plan
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eat shit and die

Usually said when really pissed off.

Say it, then beat the person the fuck up.
"Eat shit and die!" Johnny said as he ran over and beat the shit out of the queer nerd.
eat shit and die by Mike February 8, 2004

Eat fritos 

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.
Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.
Eat fritos by The Professor June 28, 2004

eat shit and die

A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.
MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.

eat my short 

Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s
Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short
eat my short by cinderll44 September 28, 2015