dork heaven

Completely engrossed in your own nerdiness.

"Omg, did you hear about Magic: The Gathering – Duels of the Planeswalkers? I'm in total dork heaven right now."

by autumnbeware October 10, 2011

dork hoe

A dork hoe is someone whom is not only a slut/hoe, but also a dork/stupid as fuck.

John: Ew, do you see that ratchet's torn pants?
Todd: Yea, what a dork hoe.

by Dorkhoe June 12, 2014

Dork

A person who probaly wears glasses and writes every single word that they think in there diary or a teacher’s pet 💀

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sahab bin seadan is a dork

by LULY UR FAV GURL👹👺💀☠️🤡💩👻👽 November 5, 2023

Dork

Females that actually enjoy giving head

“My bitches just eat, she loves giving me brain whenever I want, so I call her a dork” King OSF

by littleoh87 December 13, 2020

Dork

meaning donkey dick

You are such a dork

by Hiiioiiiii March 12, 2021

Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.

Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020

dork squared

This is something shared between Seth and Sarah that will never fade away. It's our form of being so insanely awesome that even the geeky things we do are considered phenominal in the eyes of society. It kept our relationship together over a year and a half time span of not seeing or being able to speak to eachother. DORKS RULE!

"Sarah, you are like... a huge dork."
"Yeah. Well, so are you! We can be dorks together."
"hahahahaha ok"
"WE CAN BE DORK SQUARED!"

(that's how it started for those of you who are wondering)

by Sarah E. Scott-Salcedo December 14, 2008