by Brionnach September 3, 2010
Get the Trackie Dacks mug.1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
by misshingo October 30, 2012
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by M Boogie April 17, 2020
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by Dinosaur359 May 10, 2017
Get the suck a cow dick mug.A name used to refer to:
1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.
As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.
See also: Richard Donor
1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.
As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.
See also: Richard Donor
1. Harry: “I’m hooking up with Dick Donor tonight.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Dick Donor last night.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Dick Donor last night.”
by Pro2000 August 25, 2013
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Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017
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Let me get The Dickson, half sour, half sprite, black razz n Jameson
Bartender: Nah man can't do it. I'm all outta black razz
No worries mate! just sub in razzmatazz, I'm gonna be drinkin these allllllll night.
Bartender: Nah man can't do it. I'm all outta black razz
No worries mate! just sub in razzmatazz, I'm gonna be drinkin these allllllll night.
by Flo Str8fire July 3, 2011
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