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Dependency Theory

A silly idea employed by immature shitheels who would rather riot about idiotic shit than get a real job.
Dude, my parents spoiled me so bad that I love to think I'm smart by talking about Dependency Theory and listen to Rage Against the Machine.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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dependancy

A country that has been raped of national pride by becoming a dependancy of another. Dependancies will usually have a civil war after freedom, then prosper industrially.
Most of the world has been a dependancy of some country at one point. The first country to fight off the dependacy of their superpower occupiers will take their place

Roman empire takes over Britain.

Keeping an army is too expensive.

Roman army is hated anyway.

Roman army leaves to fight barbarians.

Britain becomes the world superpower.

Keeping an army in the colonies is expensive.

Colonials do not like the British army.

British army goes home after a war.

Colonies call themselves the USofA


USA becomes superpower

USA takes over..... afghanistan? The next superpower is Afghanistan? Germany? Iraq? Vietnam?
by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
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defence of the ancients

The game defence of the ancients is a pro map on the game Warcraft III the frozen throne. The most popular version is Dota Allstars.
Dota Allstars biggest pro is Hajsan, he pwans so much that he allways gets beyond god like after 3minuts max, but yea, don't blame him, he was born that way, pwaning evryone. Hajsan's best m8 is the legendary waazzaa, who pwans too.
Just a normal defence of the ancients match. The game just started and Hajsan choosed random (ofc) and got geomancer. He runs top and attacking 3 heroes standing at the tower.

Hajsan pwned ***** head for *** gold!
Hajsan drew first blood!
Hajsan pwned *** head for *** gold!
Double kill!
Hajsan pwned ******* for *** gold!
Tripple kill!
Hajsan got killing spree!

(and that's after 30 sec (before the creeps came, and notice, no asists!)
by Hajsan's biggest fan August 24, 2009
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pedo-defender

A room operator who thinks that someone who tries to entrap a pedofile is a lier...
He thought he set up the pedofile and faked it... when he just fell into a trap that he set up for him...
by James Porter December 9, 2003
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The Defence Rests

Playing to the audience here is key. When during sex, you pull out and make a 20-minute argument, and finish by cumming on her face.
I pulled a the defence rests last night. She did not appreciate my use of the wookie defence.
by Purity Score March 14, 2012
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Self defence

A term used by non agressive weak losers who protest non violence and black lives matter gay rights in states that promote cameras everywhere ect ect.......
John hawk got arested after he just got home from the war in the middle east for beating up a stupid protesting hippie protesting wars who went up to him with malicious intent he said it was self defence
by superiorbreed August 21, 2019
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defensive cricket

A justification for doing a fat bird.
"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
by BBB April 17, 2005
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