whiffle dick

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick March 2, 2018

Shrek's Dick

The biggest one in the swamp.

Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.

"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"

by strummedonny June 8, 2018

dick fanta

Rather yellow urine that resembles the soft drink Fanta, because one didn't drink enough liquid.

- "Dude, I'm bursting, I think I'll have a dick fanta."
- "Sure, down the hall to the left."

by njk15 October 6, 2016

Dick cheese

The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick

His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Dicking Down

Intercourse. A synonym for laying the pipe, pounding her out, balling, tapping that ass, etc...

You know he's dicking down your sister, right?

by A.C. Sativa December 30, 2013

computer dick

Similar to whiskey dick. It's when you are on a date with a girl and can't get it up because you spanked it all day while on the internet.

Friend: "How was your date with Suzy?" You: "Ah man, I had computer dick and couldn't get it up." Friend: "Are you fucking cereal? She's hot!"

by Rockabee September 10, 2014

dick coma

When you have fallen in a deep sleep that is incredibly hard to awaken from because of the bomb dick you received the previous night

I've finally awaken from dick coma.

by Shaunology February 26, 2015