Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.

"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"

by Squishit June 29, 2018

cryptal

A fortnite bot

Cryptal is such a bot

by Avrxy January 25, 2019

Crapton

The same amount as a shit load

that's a crapton of snow ya got there.

by joe_ag March 26, 2019

CryptMC

A very dead minecraft server with toxic factions such as Ziper and Milk. The owner didn't do anything expect receiveing money from the server first day of release.

Cryptmc is gay

by MinecraftServerDefintions September 26, 2019

croptopalis

You use this word when you can’t think of the word that you need to use in a sentence.

When my mom asked me what I needed for school I couldn’t remember the word backpack so I said CROPTOPALIS! And she knew exactly what I needed and brought it right to me!

by Ur mom is my bae January 11, 2020

Cryptsity

Cryptsity meaning Don't underestimate my strength

Cryptsity will destroy you if you don't be careful

by Duke17 March 20, 2020

Crypti

Crypti is a 50-year-old man's username, acting as a quirky e-girl on discord.
You will mostly likely, fall for this and you'll be heart broken, or disgusted
or your the smart one and will be smart and not fall for Crypti

person 1: Yo! There's this girl on discord, and we're going on a date tonight!
person 2: What's their user?
person 1: Crypti!
person 2: *sighing, putting both hands on person one*
person 1: *tilting his head frowning* dude-
person 2: They're probably a middle-aged man dude, I wouldn't go
person 1: *tears start to prick his eyes,* n-no, it can't- it can't be! She said- She said she was a girl!
person 2: it's okay, it's okay, it's alright, *hugging person 1*
person 1: *sobbing*
person 2: it's alright...

by Crypti May 14, 2020