COVID FACE

Recognizing someone with a mask on and looks different when the mask is removed.

When I saw their COVID FACE, I was ready to sit on it. But then the mask came off and I liked their COVID FACE better!

by VERISSA SHOMO September 10, 2020

COVID 2020

Refers to the point in time where all people of the world's population had to self-quarantine for the majority of 2020 due to the Coronavirus outbreak.

Remember when so many people got famous on tiktok during COVID 2020?

by marypop November 28, 2020

COVID Head

COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.

Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.

by Ballzmahoney749 May 2, 2020

covid goodbye

When you abruptly leave a gathering of more than 10 people during the pandemic without saying goodbye.

Yo, I’m about to do a covid goodbye. This party has a little too much corona in the air. I’m out.

by h.rahm August 16, 2020

COVID-y

Adjective describing someone who is very worried about contracting COVID-19 and takes extra/over-the-top precautions.

Wow, she's so COVID-y

by sjahan26 October 1, 2020

Covid Dick

When a man takes the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.

I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.

by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022

schlong covid

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)

Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.

by makicaqu July 29, 2022