2-and-a-half-way conversation

A situation where two people begin conversing with each other, then one of them receives and answers a text while talking to the other person, usually with the texter continuing with "Yeah"'s and "uh huh""s

I was so mad yesterday when i was talking to my friend and he started a 2-and-a-half-way conversation, completely interrupting our discussion about quantum physics

by Michael Martin, October 19, 2008

Chocolate Covered Cherry

When you suck out a menstrual blood clot directly out of a vagina, then use your tongue to shove it back up her butthole to then suck it back out. Poo covered blood clot delicious as a chocolate covered cherry.

Last week I was having sex with a girl on her period so I asked if I could have a "Chocolate Covered Cherry" and I sucked out a blood clot, stuck it back up her ass with my tongue and then sucked it back out and ate it.

by Hankballs December 10, 2010

Pump cover

Wearing a cover, a sweat shirt or like a heavy coat, automatically means ur workout was harder than anyone else’s.

Woah he’s wearing a pump cover

by The president of the Smartest February 28, 2022

out kicked his coverage

Dating or marrying a woman that you can't possibly satisfy, thereby assuring she will be back on the market in a short period of time.

Bill: Dude, is that Gary's wife?

Tom: Yeah, she's really hot isn't she?

Bill: Hell yeah, he really out kicked his coverage on that one.

by Webbsters January 5, 2009

Conversation Texter

Someone who will carry on an entire conversation using only text messages.

Well, Jessica and Misty are conversation texters. I'm not, I just pick the phone up if I want to have a conversation.

Taylor is not a conversation texter. I'll text him, and he'll call me back instead of text. It's pretty annoying.

by Mjiessitcya October 28, 2009

Converscene

A ridiculous, fake conversation in which on-lookers believe is real.

Girl one: "You're pregnant?"
Girl two: "Yes. I am."
On-Looker: "Wait? What? You're preganant?!"
Girl two walks off dramtically. Girl one follows. On-looker is confused. Girl one and two laugh.
Girl one and two: "Haha, they totally believed our converscene!"

by Urban Philosopher January 22, 2010

Conversion

Trying to change somebody.

Where's your conversion van if you're a religious cult bent on converting? A minivan isn't spacious enough to get anything done to some asshole with a death wish.

by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018