country cooter

The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky

That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car

by Country Cooter May 15, 2018

Boot cut cooter

A boot cut cooter is when she’s ran thru and she isn’t tight only wider . Just like boot cut

Rebecca says: Drinking ain’t cute.

Johnny says: neither is that boot cut cooter you got honey stfu

by BigCoochieDestroyer November 24, 2024

Cooter

Another way to say wheb your legs hurt.

Suchi-“Ah my cooters hurt from that walk!”

by Anonandsuch May 15, 2019

Cooter Wacker

referring to the vagina (noun)

Can emily, can I see that cooter wacker?

by weedwhacker13 December 14, 2024

cooter sandwhich

A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.

"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."

by Chickendang June 16, 2017

Crawlspace Cooter

Images stored in ones brain to be used later to pleasure oneself

Boy look at her in that swimsuit... Crawlspace Cooter
Or for people in Alabama: "Did you see that ewe at the livestock auction, talk about some Crawlspace Cooter."

by Ughhhhhhhjhj September 10, 2021

cooter scootin

Driving around looking for women

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."

by goiterbomber April 13, 2014