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Cooter Shart

The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.
Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.
by Major Pewp May 15, 2023
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tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
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cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.
The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.
by BadKittyXD August 4, 2023
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Cooter shooter

When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.
Did you hear how terry died….apparently Meghanns cooter shooter when off and killed him.
by PJohns3372 August 16, 2023
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cooter craft

The art of females wearing super tight pants or shorts ie: workout clothing, bikini bottoms, yoga pants, etc. while filming social media content. Most all camera angles are intended to focus on the crotch/inner pelvic area, specifically highlighting the aforementioned area, most definitely to garner likes and followers to the creators social media accounts and/or outside sites like onlyfans or similar.

related definitions usually include boob craft, and booty craft.
No guys really payed much attention to what she was actually saying in her reels or stories, they were more interested in her cooter craft abilities.
by CutDaddy August 21, 2023
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Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.
Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter
by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023
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hotter than satans cooter

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here
by anonymous September 23, 2023
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