cooter boil

When her vagina is so stank, she has to boil it to kill the germs.
She has a foul order and after going to the doctor he recommended a cooter boil.
by Petty Memes April 04, 2019
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cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices
When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.
by May 25, 2021
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balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair
Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."
by balding cooter owner September 09, 2010
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wooter cooter

An overly enthusiastic gay woman with a shaved vagina
you seem like a wooter cooter
by hiitbemeyooo March 20, 2018
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cooter creaper

someone who will do anything for pussy; one who lurks around girls for some ass
rob keeps staring at my ass, he’s such a cooter creaper
by coots baby March 27, 2018
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Cooter looter

When a girl puts something in her pussy and a guy acts like it’s loot from crate or chest
Me and my wife did a cooter looter last night
by Unga bunga July 28, 2022
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tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 02, 2023
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