joely coon

Joely Coon is the biggest knob ever to walk the face of the earth. He is awfully cocky and for some unknown reason, believes he is a chick magnet. In his spare time, you can find him sending cringe worthy streaks, such as 'Heyy yoooooo'. But he's a pretty decent guy to scab food from, cause he always seems to be carrying it. But when your in a time of crisis, Joely is always there for you. That's why he's a great friend
''Your acting like a Joely Coon'
'Surely I'm not that bad'
by qwertyuioppoiuytrewqwertytrewq November 06, 2017
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Coon Union

Another term for mount Union pa because of the everlasting coon population sense the 50s.Main head corders of coon king dontavis.
“ I’m going to coon Union to buy some drugs from the king
by Braylen K. September 19, 2021
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Coon Bluff

Craziest peda spot on a river between mountains to hike
Coon Bluff peda?

Sayless my boy
by THEKING1569 June 12, 2024
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Stale Coon

a coon that has been so oppressed that he knows no better and is just used to the slave masters way
just saw opera that stale coon
by Special-T-419 May 08, 2020
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Cooning

Someone who quickly jumps in a trade (stocks or crypto) and jumps out after a quick profit.
Today I'll be cooning bitcoin. Easy money.
by TheMoneyFlipper January 03, 2021
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Cooning

Candice Owens. Stephen on Django. African American Republicans are all definitions of cooning. Lets us not forget Herschel Walker.
Man...did you hear Candice Owens cooning again. She must have Stockholm syndrome.
by OG Bobby Johnson's Johnson March 15, 2022
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Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
by HoChiSock May 17, 2023
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