Bizzle Certified

A certification provided by the one and only, Bizzle. The highest honor and a symbol of authenticity and grace. When you see someone or something is Bizzle certified there is guaranteed class and grace in them.

Comes from the youtuber Bizzlesnaff

Grace: Wow look at Max, he's so perfect..
Ashley: Yeah, I heard he's Bizzle Certified.

by LongPinkObject November 19, 2020

delusha-certain

The absolute and bulletproof certainty that comes with delusion, generally triggering rage accompanied by nasty words and actions if challenged with objective facts and logic.

Oh don't mess with her on the subject of her singing future, because while she sounds like a foghorn to us mortals, she's delusha-certain her talent discovery is imminent and that's why she walks around with that cat-shit smile.

by JessicaWalters April 28, 2021

Christian Cort

a hot boy in my school that has a neckbrace but idc he still cute

Christian Cort is hot

by i love northern lights cheer June 8, 2021

Christian Cort

so kool, so swag like, he is my idol, he is a baller shot caller with a 21 inch blade. I would like to play rock paper scizzors with him he is also a house hold name (mainly because he punched ur kid at recess)

Christian Cort owns a big blue dog and cat

by aj davis_7initnotfound October 27, 2021

ta certo

the most beautiful sentence in the world.

??- vais levar calças tropa hoje concha
concha- ta certo

by tacerto.tatysilva November 21, 2021

Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.

Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”

by Twiggish January 17, 2022

bmw certified

Someone who has either drove a BMW for at least 6 months or 10,000 miles. As well as not crashed or damaged the vehicle within the last 6 months. This Indicates that they are certified to drive other BMW’s.

Don’t worry Jacob I am bmw certified. I can drive your BMW.

by KelrJr April 22, 2022