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Cock-u-Puncture

Girl #1: I could not do Brian, that guy had a Prince Albert piercing that was like major in caliber. No way was that going in my pussy. I tried to give him a beej, but I ended up giving him more of a handjob.

Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture

Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!

Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.
by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011
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Cochawhore

Pronounced (Coke-AH-hohr)

1. Adjective: generally describes a fat, ugly, and fake female who fucks their friends' boyfriends then pretends that they are the victim in the situation.

2. Noun: a female who fucks their friend's boyfriend, is usually manly in nature, and is self conscience about their appearance, so they fuck/attempt to fuck everything in sight.

3. Verb: To be fucked by the above mentioned, usually followed by harassment.
Example #1.

"Dude, you're ex is such a Cochawhore; you better get checked for the herps!"

Example #2.

a. "I can't believe my friend would fuck my boyfriend! What a Cochawhore!"

b. Friend: "Ashley, why would you be my friend, then fuck my boyfriend?"

Cochawhore: "Come on, you know I'm a Cochawhore"

Friend: "Oh that's right... Fatass"

Example #3.

a. "Dude, she totally Cochawhored me last night!"

b. "Dude, that Cochawhore keeps Cochawhoring me!"
by thejewishgerbil April 26, 2011
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Cock Sherpa

Someone who sherpa's your cock into, or around, a girls vagina.
I got laid last night thanks to the good work of Jon, the cock sherpa.
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Cock Hulk

Insert your flaccid cock into one end of a 'Smartie' tube. Get your partner to tickle your ballsack and watch in wonder as your dick gets hard then bursts the 'Smartie' tube apart. A bit like Dr David Banner getting angry! For added effect, paint your knob green before insertion.
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cocharra

Cocharra is a jew, he likes coins and never shaves..

When people see a Cocharra their first instinct is to hide their wallet, they can sniff fear and suck coins with their ginormous nose....
"Shit its a cocharra, hide your coins...."
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Cock-on-the-Block

To show appropriate commitment; to put your money where your mouth is; to commit
"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"
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