Insert your flaccid cock into one end of a 'Smartie' tube. Get your partner to tickle your ballsack and watch in wonder as your dick gets hard then bursts the 'Smartie' tube apart. A bit like Dr David Banner getting angry! For added effect, paint your knob green before insertion.
COMMENTATOR: "So, after 120 minutes of the FA Cup final, the score is Liverpool 3 Everton 3! History is about to be made! This is the first final is to be decided, not by the usual penalty shoot-out, but by both team captains Cock Hulking a Smartie tube. The first to burst wins! Back to the action!"
REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET
REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET
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