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A Kid with a lazy eye who thinks he is the coolest and everybody knows hes a flaming homo sexual. some people say "he looks like a DOUCHE! with a small penis" others say he "is a gay homo faggot that thinks hes a pimp online and he likes to flame at people who thinks hes gay and likes to play Word of Warcraft and looks at his blood elfs boobs with his lazy eye and likes to get naked and thinks hes a hot stud an hawaiian gangster fuck tard an has a mega dildo in his mouth and thinks hes smart when he falls in love with men named Sigma."
Ryan says:

Did you guys see that retarded kid in front of the white house
hes such a cloud
by Mr.Hawking June 26, 2009
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Cloud Strife

A blonde emo who seems to have aspies but needs have his balls cut off by Sephiroth.
"Sephiroth hates Cloud Strife and other tards"
by Sasquatch_Rebel May 2, 2008
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cloud of smugness

Mild to Severe symptoms of ignorance, hardheadedness, brash, cold, stuck up bitchness who doesn't know how to have a good time during the good times or bad times.

(In Canada) Supporter of kyoto accord and openly supports Stephen Harper with EVERYTHING HE DOES without question.

Jumps on every cultural and fashion bandwagon to blend in and spread her smugness onto (un)suspecting persons.

Severity comes with many factors Nature vs Nurture, High School conditions, where these usually do the best breeding and spore out into the world unstoppably. Exposure to this can cause severe descents into heavy drug use, psychosis, thundersmug, ultimately leading to Undecidedville where no one returns
Tina and her cloud of smugness is fucking up my decision making.

Life skills and ability to take on the day are clouded due to heavy clouds of smug.

I looked at the Weather Network and realised why I can't pleasure my girlfriend as well as I could. 5-day forecast nothing but clouds of smugness from Dan-O's demeanor last weekend.
by c-hat-e January 17, 2012
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red cloud

What is produced when a women queefs during her monthly cycle.
"I just got in a fight with my wife again, she's on her period.
She was so angry, she produced a red cloud!"
by MC Beer Truck November 27, 2011
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Pink Cloud

Someone who is happy, regardless of what others say or do. Originally derived from the song "Pink Cloud", by Pegboard Nerds.
"That guy just cursed you out and flipped you the bird!"
"It doesn't matter, I'm on pink clouds."
by Thirteen gnomes May 30, 2016
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Cloud Nine

A Cloud Nine is an easy way to be launched into a high euphoria. First, the person who is going to be cloud nined must flatten against a wall, and then bend over. After that, they must hyperventilate for 1 to 2 minutes. After hypervetilating, they suck in all air and hold their breath. After that, they once again go back against the wall with their breath held. A second person must then immediately cut off all blood and oxygen going to the brain, by placing their hands over the cloud niner's throat, as if they were choking the cloud niner. After this, the cloud niner should pass out for a few seconds and then awake. When the cloud niner awakes, they have little knowledge of anything around them and don't remember who the people are around them, no matter how good of friends they are with the people surrounding them. This usually sends the cloud niner into a shocked state. WARNING: This entry can not be held responsible for any cloud nine related injuries due to taking instruction from it, because I simply was told what it was like from a friend.
"After he he awoke from the Cloud Nine, he was terrified as to who was around him, and freaked out. With time, he regained full knowledge of his surroundings though.
by B.J. Samuels June 6, 2005
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Squal Vs Cloud

A loser who trolls the Smackdown vs Raw Social Board and proclaims that he owns it, is heel, and has a life, when in reality he has no life and needs to go ride t3h purpl3 dild0.
t3h purpl3 dild0From: Squall VS Cloud | Posted: 12/27/2004 10:08:05 AM | Message Detail
i ALREADY HAVE A LIFE I'M ON MY SCHOOL'S BASEBALL TEAM AND WHAT ARE YOU? SOME LOSERS THAT COME HERE AND MAKE CATCHPHRASES ON A MESSAGE BOARD. i HAVE TO GO FOR NOW BUT i'LL BE BACK.
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I own the Smackdown vs Raw board
by TheNDZ December 27, 2004
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