Crankshank 

An Asian Bogan that can somtimes resemble an emo. EXTREMELY loud.

Doesn't know how or when to shut up.

Does mad Chili shits.

Burning asshole.

Dude, Look at the Crankshank kid. Is that emo kid Asian or bogan? That lad's weird bro.

Crankshank by Mad asian at the library February 26, 2009

Crank 

Cry wank

Person 1 "oh look there's Dave cranking into a pool of his own tears"
Person 2 "Yeah he does that"

Crank by The Gadd September 20, 2015

Alaskan 90 crank 

While having sex in a McDonalds dining room, stick your penis in someone's hole and spin it around at a 90 degree angle, therefore committing an Alaskan 90 crank.

"Bro, yesterday I gave Lawson an Alaskan 90 crank, it was sick."

Alaskan 90 crank by Cirtasin Lora February 20, 2022

crankin 

to be spun out of your mind and not know what you are doin on some low quality crank. i once snorted 4g's of crank in one line then my nose fell off and my brain started leaking out.What a mess!

We were all out crankin last nite and some how ended up killing four girl scouts and hanging them from a shower curtain in my neighbors basement. Then when the cops showed up we killed them too and burned them all in the oven and hanging their remains from the ceiling fan.

crankin by Devils reject December 28, 2005

crank 

To crank is to wank and cry simultaneously. The tears can be used as lubricant. Cranking is most commonly done when a relationship has just ended.

"I had a crank two hours ago" "My boyfriend just dumped me, I really need a crank" "I saw you cranking last night" "You're a cranker" "Your mum just caught me cranking" "Don't sit on that sofa, I had a drunken crank there when I got back last night"

crank by Sarah Williams June 25, 2008

crankas 

someone who has hiv's

crankas by sean January 16, 2003

crankley 

A water bottle that sits in your car for more than a week. It has been stepped on and yet still has some water in it that you can drink when really thirsty.

Damn I'm thirsty, do you have any crankley bottles in here?

crankley by Pissy Missy January 7, 2004