icing my cake 

1. Turning a girl on.
2. Pleasing me.

"I like it, baby: you're icing my cake." (Follow with "steaming my clam", "relaxing my meat", etc.)

icing my cake by meyk September 4, 2008

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake 

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.

"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010

Loco Wit the Cake 

Running around crazily with cake.

"Yo esay, look over der at dat loco wit the cake."

Loco Wit the Cake by E Dellz July 6, 2009

cake, ice cream and pony rides 

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.

"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."

cake, ice cream and pony rides by D. Gould January 25, 2006

cake fucker

1)a person who...well...fucks cakes. such cakes may vary depending on what kind of cake is baked and prepared.

2)a person who eats too much cake and is abusing the privilage of eating that cake.

see cake eater

1) Stop annoying me you CAKE FUCKER!

2) Do you see that guy over there? He's such a CAKE FUCKER!

see cake sex

cake fucker by TECHNO TOMOTHY May 18, 2009

Cake Master

One who is efficient at caking. One who is always seen caking. One who is thought of to cake. Can be with one person or multiple girls. (Caking is when you are always talking to a girl on the phone or in person, disregarding the fact that you have friends)

Man you are the master of caking, you trying to wife her cake master?

Cake Master by naturally on deck1 January 26, 2011

Throw cake in't pond 

To defecate/excrete faeces/have a turd. Must be said in a northern accent

"Bah eck lass that were some crackin' beef, after all that im off to throw cake in't pond"

Throw cake in't pond by Yannick Pfister December 20, 2009