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Flesh Bridge in the Kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh bridge in the kitchen...
by notsydandmyko January 6, 2021
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Golden Gape Bridge

A glorious sexual act in which the female

participant performs a bridge, standing up on all fours stomach face up. While she does this, the two male participants, one on either side, proceed to penetrate the female in her mouth and anus, while holding the weight of her body with their arms, suspending her in mid air.
Girl: I wanna try something new and exciting in bed

Gentleman: Let me show what I like to call my Golden Gape Bridge, a special kind of bridge for a special girl I know. It's like the American version of the Eiffel Tower
by S9Staryu November 29, 2018
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fluffy fun bridge

Also known as the taint,the grundle,or the guche, the space between your ass and your balls or vaj.
Amber:"I was laying in bed and I noticed how soft his fluffy fun bridge was."

Samantha:"wow he must be a great guy!"
by berrymicokner June 2, 2014
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golden state bridge

Like the Eiffel Tower except your adding one female. 2 groups of people having intercourse, while the guys are clapping cheeks from the rear, the females are kissing in the middle with the guys pushing hands together.
“Hey did you hear about Oliver and Gus’s Golden state bridge last night with Tracy and Brittany? Ya, the boys were clapping hands while the girls were clapping cheeks!”
by TheBerries6246 November 29, 2019
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I’m Not Doing Bridges

Some kid asked his grandma to drive over the bridge that goes over the railroad tracks to get to the eastbound side of the train station, but his grandma hates that bridge so she said I’m Not Doing Bridges. Now used as a term to say whenever something happens that you don’t like or you are about do something that you don’t like.
*school bus makes a fart sound*

Some kid: I’m not doing bridges
by bigbootybitches655 June 8, 2022
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pewdipie vs bridge

"NANI someone has knocked down my tomodachi!" Says Pewdipie "Pewdipie." says shin yu "go on without me" shin yu says the man shoots him "NOOOO!!! BOKU NO TOMODACHI" Pewdipie says "What a kuso nejiuri" Pewdipie says "Im sorry tomodachi but what the fuck"
Its the battle of pewdipie vs bridge
by Vector X3 November 9, 2020
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crossing the humber bridge

Similar to crossing the Delaware, (i.e. oral sex going between vagina and anus) but more locally defined as going from the fishy bit to the shitty bit.
My husband obviously likes driving at work, he always tells me how much he enjoys crossing the Humber Bridge several times a day.
by Rab54 December 10, 2017
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