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Suffer boner

Sadistic mixture of pleasure and pain that results from workplace challenges, most commonly experienced by an administrator.
Man, my director’s suffer boner is so big right now because of all these Covid mitigation measures. He has to push it around in a wheelbarrow.
by D.O. Homo February 28, 2022
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National Bobert day

Bobert is a plastic doll we pary to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favourite thing about Bobert
what day id aug 8th?
National Bobert Day!
by Hebebebebebebe August 7, 2022
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Home Owner Boner

An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).
They went to Home Depot to relieve off their home owner boner.
by homeowner3234 March 29, 2015
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Life Philosophy Boner

When a person's life philosophy matches with another individual's ideas, outlooks and perspectives on life, one of the philosophy could get a hard-on.
Andrew and Steph have very similar outlooks on life are pretty similar. I bet one of them popped a Life Philosophy Boner.
by Drew714 July 19, 2016
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Boner Smoke

Boner Smoke is a made by pants that extremely bunch and bulge in the crotch area beyond normal man bulge and when someone goes to grab the bulge it appears that you have made the boner disappear like a magic trick. Poof! Its gone? Boner Smoke!
She went to grab what she thought appeared as a large boner. Poof! She finds no boner just 2 balls and flaccid penis. POOF! Its gone! BONER SMOKE!
by Dr.D-MagicJA69 April 23, 2011
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Random Boner Syndrome (RBS)

Sometimes referred to as RBS, Random Boner Syndrome is a severe medical condition plaguing men around the world. As implied, a young male will, unexpectedly get and erection boner often at an inappropriate time. It is completely random, with no visual or mental stimulation required to cause it. Most males will not experience this very often after puberty.
Guy1: Dude, do you got a hotdog in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Guy2: OH NO, Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) strikes again!
by Ymerej Kcirrag August 12, 2008
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Road Boner

A random erection that occurs while drving long distances. Often leads to discomfort and the need to adjust.
I had 73 road boners on the trip to Ohio.
by Tim - E June 11, 2006
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