blonde comments

stating a phrase that doesn't make sense
...see Andrei

Andrei on his own cell phone: Hey what's up....oh shit! I think I left my cell phone at the bowling alley.
Other person: ummm...you are talking on your cell right now..duh!

by aight September 8, 2004

Blond Spot

A blond patch of hair in the middle of your head, typically where bald spots would be. The blond patch of hair gives the false impression that someone is missing hair in that space, creating a pseudo bald spot.

1: "OMG, do you have a bald spot at 19?"
2: "No. It's just a blond spot."

by Hodey August 10, 2009

dumb-blonde

n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"

syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow dense, dim-witted, dodo, doltish, dull, dumb bunny, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick, doltish, dull, dumb, fatheaded, half-witted, ignorant, imbecilic, impassive, lethargic, numskulled, obtuse, phlegmatic, simple, slow, slow-witted, sluggish, stolid, thick, torpid

"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."

by Tom "JF" C July 29, 2008

Blonde

To be a little more political correct.Unmixed blonde, have yellow hair, blue eye. Skin texture is somewhat yellow to dark yellow orange color, not to much hair on body, little thin hair on eye brows.Many may have many freckles on body arms and face.Usually heavy mixed with southern Euro's(Whites), probably more than what South American Indian are mixed with Spanish(Whites) decent.those millions that are mixed, usually they refer to themselves as whites, only having blue eye with dark hair or blonde hair with brown eyes, with similar texture skin as those of southern euro's. Blonde hair with blue eyes are sometimes reffered to as blonde,Ethnic Identity just caucasian for simplicity sake.Becuase of TV brought the world closer together, there is more of a subliminial agreement that these two groups are in the same race and ethnic Identity, which is really false, since both groups have same Head structure, rounds eyes, thin lips, big hands, long legs long arms they are under caucasian, but vary in skin texture and color. Both groups know each other differnece, taking extremes sides, they are different.

Many countries under caucasian, and every country could say, you look armenian, you look Italian, you look German, you look Spanish, you look Russian, you look from finland etc. Not to political correct, caucasians since caucasian mountian are by Armenia. I should be more like Southern Euro's and Sadanavians.
Blonde race

by Ryan12 July 25, 2006

blond

A term blacks and some browns use indiscriminately towards white people.

Yo that blond haired blue eyed cracka!

by traveling bob August 14, 2006

stupid blonde

A normal blonde girl.

Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: How can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blod.

by Maniac_88 April 18, 2006

Blonde Ghetto

Where a white women thinks she has a Ghetto Booty. And goes around and struts it!

White Women: Look at my Ghetto Booty!
Black Women: You ain't got shit on this!
White Women: Oh no she didn't!
Black Women: I'm going to kick your ass! You have no booty!

by Sarah July 1, 2004