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Tigger Bibber

When your home boi slides in to lick your penis tip slightly while proclaiming "my oranges."
This man just asked if we could Tigger Bibber together. I said dope and he went down.
by SomeDongSnaredung December 15, 2017
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Tai Babbleonia

A world-famous figure-skater who is also able to maintain a non-stop monologue during her performance on the ice.
I never cease to be amazed at how Tai Babbleonia can simultaneously concentrate on flawless blade-ballet and always think of what she's going to say next --- no "one track mind" for her, I guess!
by QuacksO December 12, 2018
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bitch bible

A list of defined rules made up by woman that they want men to follow.
I had to consult the bitch bible when she got mad at me for saying "she should smile"
by Harold Richard Powers June 29, 2021
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double bobble knobble

whence both parties participate in a mutual 69 bob knobb
“Did you take that double bobble knobble last night jessica?”
“Yes his double bobble knobble game was so aggressively penis.”
by addinidda August 9, 2023
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Ate a bible

When someone does something so unspeakable. Something too gross or sexual to say out loud
He went to his a house and let's juts say they ate a bible
by Sonét April 20, 2018
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God of the bible

He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust
Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.

Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.

Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.

Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!

Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!
by sgh unknown February 14, 2022
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The Bible

A fictional book used to preach and teach good morals, but somehow along the way it was taken seriously by people, and for thousands of years people have been following and preaching its every fictional word.

Following the word of the Bible is no different than following the word of the Harry Potter series, as it is full of incredibly unrealistic magical works. But despite the many self-contradictions, hypocritical preachings and simply unreal magical occurrences, people are still willing to tell you that the Bible and God are real. Most of these people are willing to tell a perfectly respectable and logical person of any religion/race/ethnicity that they are automatically "going to hell."

They are also willing to BLINDLY believe anything that an official-looking person has to say.
Person 1: "DUDE! did you know there was a guy named Jonah who lived inside of a whale?! and that Moses parted the Red Sea with his magic powers?!"

Person 2: "Where did you hear that bullshit?"

Person 1: "It's not bullshit, I read it in the Bible so it must be true!"
by Justin Feld October 18, 2008
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