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Awkward Turtle

1. Someone who is says something in a conversation and there is nothing to be said back to. Usually a third person.

2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.
by Speechless_13 October 8, 2009
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Awkward Davy Jones

A spin off of the awkward turtle, Awkward Davy Jones is a funny hand sign to use in an extremely awkward situation to ease tension.

Using one hand, place your wrist by your chin so your fingers are pointing away from your face. Wriggle your fingers to mimic the tentacles on Davy Jones in the movies Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3.
John: So I heard some girl got really drunk at a party and ended up throwing up on Rick's shirt.

Jane: That was me...

John: -makes the awkward Davy Jones motion-
by Alli C April 29, 2008
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Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome

When you're driving thru no-man's land with your earbuds in your ears listening to your iPod, while at the same time your ears are popping because of the air pressure and it feels very awkward and makes it hard to hear the music.
I was driving through Pennsylvania and i experienced Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome, so i couldn't even hear my Paramore music because my ears were popping so much.
by snare_chickkk_yeah July 30, 2010
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awkward sauce

A name for describing situations that seem to be a little weird. But "awkward sauce" doesn't actually exist. So when a person says it they should be smacked across the face with some road kill. Because they look like a totally idiot when they say it. And especially if they do hand gestures with it.
James: This is really awkward sauce. *moves hands*
Grace: Your an idiot it doesn't even exist. I wish I had road kill to hit you with.
by just so you know..... October 6, 2010
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Awkward Swordfish

Like the awkward turtle/balloon etc. The person puts one finger above their head like a unicorn horn and their right hand on their hip like a fin. Useful in awkward situations.
(a person you don't really know/like talks to you at a party)
*awkward swordfish*
by HelenaLexxiFoxxx February 24, 2011
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awkward turtle

The animal mascot of the awkward moment.

When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
by Ursula mit dem kalten Loch April 11, 2015
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Awkward

Awkward- well "akward" is when you walk past someone you talk to ALL the time and dont say anything. Another example.
Girl- "Yea i like this guy named....jeremy..
Girl2-"Omg i know him! Brown hair, kinda longish?
Girl- Yea, yea, thats him i think!
Girl2- Yea hes super hot. Really tan, tall?
Girl-.......no, not really
Girl2-....oh
Awkward

Hahaha. your gonna get AIDS!

Hey...my mom has AIDS....
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