Antisturbate

Having such anticipation for an event, you get the urge to masturbate to it.

Walter: "Hey I just got the new Need for Speed game but I can't play it because I don't have my Xbox!!!"
Connor: Aw man that's torture, you're probably just going to antisturbate till you get to play it then."
Walter: "Yeah..."

by MC Lightning November 19, 2013

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Autislim

When you're autistic and a Muslim

My mom told me I was an autislim.

by BigGp April 24, 2017

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Artistic Chalent

When one has the ability to create something utterly horrifying or strange
Originating from me mispronouncing talent and now is a joke

"Wow, I drew something horrifying"
"You have artistic chalent"

by FNAFnerdBonnie September 27, 2017

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autism cereal

Autism Cereal is a roast made by Nicholas Mercado in the state of Oregon Referring to the person being roasted is autistic and thinks he is cereal

Guy 1: Your a retard.
Guy 2: Boi you stay looking like Autism Cereal.

by TacoSquid8821 May 1, 2018

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Artist

An artist is someone usually great at artwork. Back in the 1800-1920s we had the most talented arts in the personal opinion. Now you can use it as a term to address an unemployed person good at drawing.

Jane: I recently got laid off and i’m working as an artist.
Kyla: No, sweetie, no.

by Freaky_Boi October 24, 2018

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