Poison apple

When you insert an apple up someone's ass and then take it out and bite it

I once had a poison apple, it was a shitty experience

by Queen Grimhilde December 12, 2013

Shower Apple

a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)

Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?

Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!

Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)

by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018

Boston Candy Apple

(n) the product of an ejaculation onto a male partner's penis and leaving the cum for a period of time, after which the ejaculating partner will lick his own cum off of said penis.

Justin: Oh my god, did you hear what those two guys did last night?
John: Yeah, I heard they were so hungry that one gave the other a Boston Candy Apple!

by andshesshrunk July 10, 2010

insert two apple in ass

when you shove appl in ass

guy 1: hey apl
guy 2: heyo apl
guy 3:HEY GUYS WHATS UP *insert two apple in ass* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
guy 2: god dammit man

by melancholicapple February 11, 2018

Upside French Apple Tart

You have the hair of a Jamaican Sailor, yet you're Ginger. Aka Sean Hensley

No, you're going to get backhanded because you look like a Upside French Apple Tart

by Professor_Holmes August 27, 2021

battle apple

A large mace-like weapon used by street gangs in small town America in the Fifties and early Sixties. The battle apple works most efficiently when buffed up to a fine shine with a shammy cloth and a dab of saddle oil.

Referenced in the song "Josie" by Steely Dan.

"Yo, Lotsy, get the battle apple out of the screen cellar and meet us at 7th and Morlot at 6:30 - it's about time we ruin these clowns."

by chintzy March 6, 2007

apple

An edible pomaceous fruit in the genus Malus related to pears.

The apple is an edible pomaceous fruit in the genus Malus relatedto pears.

by Plantwriter December 15, 2008