albert

very hot individual

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022

Alberto

Super hot guy but I don't like him much, like he is cool, good sense of humour and all but damn is he hot

Imagine being like Alberto, couldn't be me

by anonymous July 5, 2022

albert

To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them

Why did you Albert my computer?

by help28 August 17, 2022

Alberto

He is overacting in every situation.

Alberto is an asshole who like to suck d^ck. He lies a lot to get people’s attention.

by Coolaid178 September 12, 2022

albert

funny man that is FAT

" albert is fat "

by AK - 0 September 18, 2022

Albertan Polar Plunge

When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.

I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.

by mrmagicmuffinman420 February 1, 2023

Alberto

Short kings with the biggest dick you’ll ever see

“Oh your such an Alberto”

by Johnathan smiths February 23, 2023