Alabama Shakes

Withdrawals from alcohol and meth at the same time.

Jim Bob couldn't make the stop sign shootout, he's gotta bad case of the Alabama Shakes.

by kashi70 August 23, 2016

Alabama Clam Chowder

After ejaculating in a yeast infected vagina, the man puts her legs behind her head and then spoon feeds her the soupy chowder that fills her clam.

Your mom makes the best Alabama Clam Chowder.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

Alabama Oyster

Semen on a Saltine Cracker.

My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster.

by TheCraigMachine April 6, 2009

Alabama Bidet

the act of cleaning ones anus, post defacation, with a high powered water gun or hose

Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet

by Shuffy July 7, 2010

alabama dildo

The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.

Amy and Jill decided to have an alabama dildo after a long day of hunting.

by The man of the hour October 22, 2013

Alabama Air Conditioning

The southern practice of ripping sleeves from shirts and increasing the opening from the armpit to the waist. Preferred summer attire for young, rural, white Appalachian men. Usually paired with jorts (jean shorts) and almost always stained and wrinkled.

Beth's new boyfriend, Scott, is pretty red... I heard he showed up drunk at the funeral home sporting a little Alabama air conditioning.

by Swinford November 16, 2013

Alabama Porta Potty

The act of removing the toilet from a porta potty and having sex in the toilet water.

Sam and tristan had an alabama porta potty.

by Tyler travis November 26, 2013